New York Saturday, Oct 30 2010 

“A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.”

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Nebraska Tuesday, Oct 19 2010 

“Only when the tide goes out do you discover who’s been swimming naked.”

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Hawaii Tuesday, Sep 14 2010 

Once upon a time, there was a wise kupuna (elder), who went to the sea to contemplate. One day while walking along the shore, the kupuna looked down the beach, and saw a gracefully dancing human figure. The kupuna wondered out loud, “who would so joyfully greet this day with hula?” and began to walk faster to catch up.

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Georgia Sunday, Sep 12 2010 

That’s the night the lights went out in georgia
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man
Don’t trust your soul to no back woods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the towns got bloodstains on his hand